Britain's Got Talent

This is by far the best show on television.  Even though there are a LOT of reallly lame and weird acts on the show, the few amazing singers and dance group (stomp the yard style but actually really fun to watch) are awesome.  I know back home you've heard of Susan Boyle, but there are a few other hidden gems, like this little girl Natalie.  She is 10 years old and she reminds me of Christina Aguilera from back in the day when she was on starsearch (don't even try and tell me you didn't see the Behind the Music because I know you did).  Check out Natalie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSIacznNmk0.

I think that the Ant and Dec guys are clearly the most annoying part of the show.  They are like Ryan Seacrest times do but waaay bigger tool bags.  At 

least Ryan makes a joke out of himself.  These guys are so tedious.  

My other favorite part of the show is definitely Simon Cowell.  I've had a lot of friends ask me "so how are the booooys treating you??" and my response is always "They aren't.  British guys either fulfill the stereotype of having bad teeth OR they sound gay to me." (of course the exceptions are all my friends husbands/boyfriends...you are all manly men with great teeth and clearly if your ladies didn't snatch you up before I got here I would have tried to).  HOWEVER, I think Simon Cowell is the bees knees.  Yes, he MAY be a bit old for me, but I not so secretly love him.  Clearly he would fall in love with me the second he met me because I am the sassy American he never knew he always wanted.  And we lived happily ever after.  The End.