When I get to DC in a few weeks I am planning on going to the pool, so this is something I need to mentally prepare myself for. I should also send out a warning to all the people in the DC metro area to make sure they have their high intensity sun glasses because my body is blindingly pale.
SIDE NOTE: The biggest north jersey guide you've ever met in your life works for my company's sister company. He is everything you can imagine in a sales person from North Jersey and all the guys here think he's the funniest most awesome thing alive because he's such a big shot. In a few weeks when we are all in DC for training, one of the guys I work with is going over early to go to AC because he loves gambling and has never been to America before. So he calls Captain Awesome and says hey I'm going to be in Atlantic City if you want to meet up with me. C.A. starts telling him how he's such a big deal in AC and they pay HIM to go there. He says "Don't worry man, I'll take care of you...I'll buy all your drinks!". My co-worker repeats this to me and I start hysterically laughing. "Oh so Mr. Big Shot is going to buy all your free drinks, huh? Yeah he's clearly a big deal." Ugh...its people like that that make me ashamed to say A) I'm in sales and B) I'm from New Jersey.
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I also understand that Captain Awesome become "unengaged" AGAIN. What is that...the 12th time? Gee. What a swell guy. I cannot wait to charm him with my southern ways :)
How YOU doin'. Not for nothin but you want I should get us some drinks? Yo Sweethart; ova hear, some vino for my bros!
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