Ridiculous

I read this morning that David Hasselhoff is currently casting for a British version of Baywatch. There are several things wrong with this, and, as a woman, I can even understand from a man's perspective how this is wrong:
1) You have to wear wet suits at British beaches because its so cold. Wet suits are not cute or sexy.
2) British woman are pretty much pasty or orange. There is NO fooling anyone with fake tans. Pasty is not cute or sexy.
3) Katie Price has been tapped to star in it. She is DEF not cute or sexy.



How is this going to work?